THE ZERO EFFECT

I’m Agent Zero! I make my comebacks when I feel like it!

“Merry Christmas…You naughty m*thafukas!
THIS IS YOUR YEAR! (Chuckle)

Kanyeezy’s new album,
808’s & Heartbreak is poised to break records despite some haterific reviews.

http://whoisagentzero.com/2008/11/25/sir-astyn-martyn-music-review—kanye-west—808s—heartbreak.aspx
Predictions have it at half a million copies sold since yesterday morning’s release.

“My best side? You’re playin’ right?


Dr. Dre’s long-awaited magnum opus ‘Detox’ will not be arriving in stores anytime soon. The release is being pushed so the heralded producer can pay special attention to Eminem’s latest effort.

“Admit it Dre. There is no Detox is there.”

Remember John Forte? No? Well, he was once a part-time member of 90’s supergroup “The Fugees.” The bad news – he was arrested in 2000 at Newark International Airport with two briefcases filled with liquid cocaine, estimated to be worth $1.4 million. The good news – Lucky John had his sentence commuted Monday by President George W. Bush and his pardon-happy pen. Congratu-la-la-la!


“Damn, Judge! 14 years for this?”

The weepy emo-vampires from Twilight just upped their quotes from 2 mil to 12 mil a piece. Meanwhile, back in the real world, you just lost your job. Yeah that’s fair.

“One thing about working at Hot Topic I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.“

Robert Downey Jr. thinks The Avengers movie might suck hard due to a lack of realism. This despite recently cashing some hefty checks for playing a billionaire playboy who flies around in a metal suit.
“The dangeryou run with colliding all these world is [director], Jon [Favreau] was very certain that ‘Iron Man’ should be set in a very realistic world. Nothing that happened in Iron Man is really outside the realm of possibility. Once you start talking abou Valhalla and supersized super soldiers and jolly green giants in warrants much further discussion.”

Realm of possibility? How many genius billionaire playboy arms dealers do you know? The US military can’t even build a working jet pack and he’s concerned about realism? Pretentious little prick.

“Costume? What costume?”

Witness the dope new Terminator Salvation poster. The future is here!
Sh*t! According to Sarah Connor – that’s a bad thing.

“Say it!”

“Fine! Terminator 3 was a cash grab, ok? Now let me up!